....which meant she had to walk past a new pet store.
As she passed it a huge parrot on display in the front window squawked out to her
"HEY LADY! You are SURE AS UGLY!"
The woman was offended and mortified but continued her way.
At the end of the day she passed it again and the parrot, spying her, cackled out once more
"OY LADY! YOU ARE SOOOO UGLY!"
The woman, having a bad day, marched into the store, confronting the manager saying "IF that fuckin bird tells me I'm ugly tomorrow or I'm overweight or skinny or anything to do with my self esteem when I walk by, I'm filing a complaint against this fuckin store!"
"Sure lady!" cries the owner "Ill get it to settle down, no problem!"
Early the next morning the lady decides to walk by the store to test the bird and sure enough it spies her as she walks so it squawks at her.
"HEY LADY!!..."
The woman spins round to it and yells "WHAT?!?"
(Whispers evilly) "YOU know.."
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