Brass Rat

Hitler was on holiday in little town south of his homeland. As it was nearing his last day and due to head home the next day, he thought he should bring a gift from town home for his family. He walks into a little gift shop and starts looking around. Now Hitler is know to be a cheap bastard and everything is looking a little pricey. Finally he comes across a small brass rat that's only two dollars and thinks to himself that will do. He walks up the counter to pay and the cashier says, "it'll be two dollars for the rat and 30 dollars for the story behind it." Hitler being the cheap bastard he is declines. "Alright," say the cashier, "but I'm sure you'll back for it." As Hitler is walking through town headed back to his hotel he notices a rat following him down the street. He thinks nothing of it and keeps walking. A couple minutes later he turns around and there's at least 20 rats following him. Now Hitler gets a little worried and picks up the pace and before he knows it every rat in town is following him. Hitler starts running and thinking something is definitely weird with this brass rat. As he nears this bridge with a 100 ft drop below he throws the brass rat over and all the town rats follow it off the bridge and to their deaths. Hitler starts sprinting back to the gift shop. As he runs in the cashier states, "I knew you'd be back for the story behind that brass rat." Hitler said, "screw the story how much for that brass Jew."