One finds a dead rat and immediately swallows it with one bite.
"You fucking stupid? Do you know how filthy this is? How many bacteria and microbes it can have?" says the other one.
Scared and a little ashamed, the first taliban threw up.
The second one immediately grabs the dead rat out of the goo: "Thank you for warming it up!".
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