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14> Burger King -- Fiber's for weenies!
13> Taco Bell -- Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years.
12> KFC -- We're NOT a rap group, dammit!
11> Popeye's -- Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy.
10> McDonald's -- Did somebody say McBypass?
9> McDonald's -- New cooler coffee!
8> Domino's -- If you're too wasted to drive, we'll bring your food to you!
7> Der Wienerschnitzel -- Now with 15% less pig rectum.
6> KFC -- Hey, don't give your money to those racist bastards at Denny's!
5> Starbucks -- Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato
4> Taco Bell -- Yo tengo flatulence.
3> Wendy's -- If Dave doesn't give a rat's ass about his cholesterol, why should you?
2> Taco Bell -- Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.
1> KFC -- It's KFCN' awesome!
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