Two men are sitting together at a bar drinking and having a conversation. The first man starts to get belligerent and finally yells, "Oh yeah?! Well, I fucked your mother last night!" The entire bar falls silent. The other man doesn't seem concerned and quietly continues to sip his beer. The first man gets even more irate and yells at the other again, "Didn't you hear me? I fucked your mother last night and she took it up the ass! What do you think of that, HUH??" The first man puts down his pint and says, "Shaddup, Dad, you're drunk again."
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