Exciting Indian Ride


An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the
horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from
the surrounding hills.


When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.


"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station
attendant.


"Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put
my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall
off."


"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback........"

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