A snail slowly crawls into a bar. He painstakingly climbs up the bar and to the bartender. The bartender takes one look at him, grabs him by the shell, and chucks him out of the establishment. One year later, the snail returns. He slowly crawls into the bar, and slowly climbs up to the bartender. The bartender takes one look at the snail and the snail says "What the hell did you do that for?"
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