A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'
She replies by shaking her head like she can't hear. So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.
She replies by; pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast slaps her ass, then rubs her crotch.
He runs up stairs and says, 'What?'
She says, 'I left tit behind the bush.'
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