* "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
* "Tell me all about it my son, open your heart."
* "Well, father... I ass fucked a child."
* "You did well, children can be douchebags sometimes."
* "Yeah, well, but I also ass fucked a nun."
* "You did well, nuns can be douchebags too."
* "Okay father, but I also ass fucked the priest of the parish near here."
* "You did wrong son! This is your parish!"
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