A piano blues player is hired to play in a club. He plays his first piece brilliantly to the delight of the manager and the crowd. The crowd goes wild. Everyone applauds him loudly. He is a genius. He stands up to thank the crowd and says "thank you ladies and gentlemen. That piece was called 'your mother's pussy smells so I fucked it''. The manager nearly chokes but the piano player immediately starts playing another piece brilliantly. Again, after the applause he says "thank you ladies and gentlemen. That was 'One finger up your mom's pussy and two fingers up your sister's ass". This went on for a while so the manager eventually went up to him and said: "listen dude. You're brilliant but spare us the titles. Now have a break, go to the toilets, unwind and come back". He went to the toilet for a quick piss but was too excited and forgot to put his dick back in and zip up. As he was rushing back towards the piano the manager screams at him "do know your zippers open and your dick is hanging"?
The piano player says "do I know it? Fuck, I wrote and composed it. Want me to play it"?
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