1. So, this gay dude was traveliing, and when he was above pacific ocean he felt this deep urge to have his donut penetrated. So he looked to his side and there was this guy who kind of realized what he wanted. The gay dude looked at him and said: "So?... Wanna do it?". The guy immediately said: "Are you crazy? This plane is almost full of people! There's no way I'll do it." As the gay dude replied: "Well, I'm pretty sure almos all of them are sleeping, and I'll prove you." So he stood up, started to walk along the airplane corridors saying: "Cigarrete anyone? Does anybody have a cigarrete?". And nobody aswered cause you can't smoke in a fucking airplane. So the gay dude sat down and told the guy: "See? Noboy answered, everybody's asleep." The guy thought "Oh fuck it, let's do it". And they began to do it right on their seats. But there was this old man, watching the whole thing, so he called the stewardess and said to her: "Ma'am I'm really really cold!". As she said: "Ok sir, I'll get a blanket for you, but why didn't you asked for it in the first place?", the old man looked at her and said: "What? Are you insane?That guy asked for one cigarrete and got fucked in the ass!"
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