This guy walks into a bar with a pet rabbit. He put the rabbit on the bar and says "Let me have a scotch and give the rabbit a beer."
The bartender says "I can give you the scotch but I can't serve the rabbit a drink, we don't serve animals here."
The guy says "You don't understand, this is a special rabbit."
The bartender says "What's so special about it?"
The guy says "This rabbit gives the best blow job in the world, Why don't you take it into the office and give it a try."
The bartender takes the rabbit into the office and come out about a half hour later saying "I want this rabbit, it was the best" How much for the rabbit?
The guy says "It's not for sale."
The bartender says "I'll give you $5000.
The guy says "No."
The bartender go to the safe and pulls out another $5000. and says "Here's $10,000.
The guy still says no!
The bartender passes the hat in the bar and comes up with another $5000. and says "This is all I got please sell me the rabbit."
The guys finally agrees.
That night, the bartender takes the rabbit home after closing the bar, walking into the kitchen where his wife is, he shows her the rabbit.
She says "A rabbit, what am I suppose to do with a rabbit?
The bartender says "Teach it how to cook then get the fuck out"
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