A buffalo is ruminating in the middle of the great plain...

as he observes a small white rabbit getting nearer and nearer.
The rabbit stops right in front of his face.

*"get the hell out of my way, you big ass imbecile!"* the little rabbit yells. The buffalo just ignores him.

The rabbit goes on yelling.
*"are you stupid, other than ugly? I'm going to kick your ass so hard that you will feel pain for the rest of your useless life!"*
The buffalo snorts.

*"Oh my God, I can't believe how dumb you are, giant walking pile of crap! Just get out of my face, son of a stupid cow!"*

At that point the buffalo loses his cool, turns and unload a huge pile of crap all over the little bunny and goes away.

After a while the rabbit manages to get out of the dump, looks at the buffalo going away and yells at him:
*"Yeah, run away, you big coward! I made you shit yourself, didn't I?"*

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