The Rabbit, Bear and Genie


There was a Genie that saw a bear chasing a rabbit the genie said if the bear stops he will grant them each two wishes. They Agree the bear says " I want to have the bigest penis that any bear ever had so it is granted the rabbit says " I want a motorcycle" the genie shrugs and grants his wish. Then the bear said I want all the bears but me to be female that is also granted then the rabbit starts his motorcycle and says " I wish the bear was gay" and rides off.

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