You Gotta Be Joking

1. If Miss Issippi bought a New Jersey for Miss Ourri, What
would Della wear?

2. Why was the tomato blushing?

3. What do you call twin brothers?

4. What color do you paint the sun and the wind?

5. What is the leader of all tools?


1. I don't know but I'll ask her (Alaska).

2. It saw the salad dressing.

3. A sunset.

4. The sun rose and the wind blue.

5. The ruler.

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