The farmer asks "Do you need a place to stay for the night? You can sleep in my barn, but you have to leave tomorrow". The hitch hiker agree's to this and is happy to have a roof over his head.
The next morning, the farmer comes out to the barn and sees the hitch hiker sitting on a bucket in the middle of the barn with all sorts of animals around him. The farmer asks what he is doing and the hitch hiker replies "Oh yeah...well I can talk to animals". The farmer does not believe him and asks him to prove it. "Well, that is your horse Delilah, you ride her every morning along your fence line to make sure there is no gaps or damage". The farmer is dumbfounded by this.
"That is your cow Bess, you milk her every morning after your ride on Delilah". The farmer replies "That is amazing! you are absolutely right!". The hitch hiker goes on and says "And those are your sheep" and the farmer cuts him of screaming "THOSE SHEEP ARE FUCKING LIARS!"
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