So apparantly everybody shits in the woods and the enviroment is getting nasty so the Tiger decides to have a meeting to build a toilet. Everybody is going to the meeting except the rabbit.
Instead he just decides to eat some sorrel and relax near the lake.
Suddenly the rabbit has this massive urge to take a dump in the middle of the forest but he knows he is not allowed to. Minutes go by and he just can't hold it in. He goes to the nearest bush and shits under it. Right as he is done, the Tiger shows up and asks the rabbit what he is doing. Rabbit quickly out of sheer panic grabs his own shit just so the tiger won't find out.
Tiger: "Hey rabbit, what's in your hand?"
Rabbit: "Oh it's a... uhm... butterfly!"
Tiger: "Oh cool, show me"
Rabbit: "No I can't, it will fly away"
Tiger: "Oh cmon, just let me have a quick peak"
Rabbit: "No for real, I can't show you man"
Tiger: "Just one peak... one small peak"
Rabbit: "Fine..."
Rabbit slowly raises his hands and does a quick 360.
"Aw fuck... it flew away ... and took a big shit on my hands."
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