A cup of tea regularly had to walk along a long road to get to her work.

Every day, some shrubbery on the side of that path would call at her, making cheap jokes like: "You're looking hot today" or "What's up sugar?". She was always sick of his cat calling, and on a particularly bad day, before he got the chance to speak, she said to him: "Leaf me alone, I'm bushed".

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