Mighty mouse

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night
trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a
scotch, gulps it down, and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second
mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my
foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times
to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."


The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down, and nearly
breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah,
well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it
into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz
going for the rest of the day."


The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third
mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for
this BS. I gotta go home and screw the cat."