..Her neighbor Mr. Johnson peeks over the fence and says *"Gee Susie, what's going on?"*
Susie says, *"I'm digging a hole, it's pretty obvious"*
Mr. Johnson asks, *"Why are you digging a hole?"*
Susie replies, *"I'm burying my gold fish"*
Mr. Johnson laughs and asks *"Why is the hole so big?"*
Susie replies, *"Because my goldfish is inside your fucking cat".*
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