Paddy hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.

When he gets home its there.

Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it. When he gets home its there again.

So next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.

6 hours later he rings his wife and asks "Is that fucking cat home?"

"yes.. Why?" asks the wife....

Paddy says "Put the bastard on the phone, I'm lost!!.

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