Two men walk into a bar. . .

They look to the left and see a doctor, a lawyer and a rabbi. They look to the center and see a farmer, a pastor and a cow. To the right they see a genie, a salesman and a judge.

The first man turns to his friend and says

"Lets get out of here. This place is a god damn joke."

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