The cop says, "what the hell are you doing!? Are these your penguins?"
The man nods and the cop says, "Well take them to the zoo right this instant!" And the man drives off.
The next day the same cop sees the same man driving the same car with the same 16 penguins and again the cop pulls the man over.
"I told you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo!"
"I did," says the man. "And today we're going to the beach!"
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