Linda Tripp and and Ken Starr were cruising...

Linda Tripp and and Ken Starr were cruising along a country road one
evening when a cow ran in front of the car. Ken tried to avoid it but
couldn't.


The cow was killed.


Linda told Ken to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
happened. About an hour later he staggered back to the car with his
clothes in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a
cigar in the other and smiling happily.


"What happened?" asked Linda.


"Well," Ken shyly replied "the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me
the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me."


"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Linda.


The driver replied: "That I was giving Linda Tripp a ride, and I just
killed the cow."