An American visiting Wales meets a farmer.
"Is this your field?" he asks.
"My *field*?" says the farmer, "See that ditch over there, all the way to that ruined tractor, and over to that little hill in the distance. That's *all* my land."
"Well," says the American. "If I were to take my car, and drive all the way around my land, I wouldn't return until the following noon!"
"Oh I see," nods the Welshman knowingly. "I once had a car like that."
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