“My friend and I were wondering if you'd be interested in a threesome”
“Are you serious? Definitely!”
“We'll be waiting for you after work ;)”
After painfully waiting out the last three hours of my shift, I jumped in the car, sped home, ran up the steps and pulled the door open.
There's a dude, naked, on my couch.
After a moment of shock I turned around and walked away, it was all I could do.
“Oh I see how it is!” my girlfriend yelled as she ran after me “you'd be totally fine fucking two girls, but heaven forbid there's another guy!”
“Well yeah, seeing as you were the one who offered...” after a deep breath I continued “but it's not just that, suddenly there's this guy I've never met who you're apparently OK having sex with. What am I supposed to think about that?”
“Oh no it's nothing like that, he's gay.”
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