A boy had just learned to masturbate...

A boy had just learned to masturbate and, unlike many kids, he discussed it with his father, his only parent. They spoke of many awkward yet natural things, and the big question rolled around.

"Dad, how does a man make a baby?"

The father scratched his head, attempting to formulate an appropriate answer. The boy's mother had never been around and he had no aunts, so it was a difficult thing to try and explain. He explained the difference between masturbation and "the real thing."

"See," said the dad, "when you're all done and 'that' happens, it goes inside the woman and makes a baby!"

The boy pondered this and said, "I want a baby!"

The dad laughed and explained to him that he was much too young to have a baby. The boy became a bit miffed and said, "I'll show you."

The boy went for a walk in the woods and happened across a big rock next to a pond. Now, be reminded that in this point in his life, he had no girlfriend to have a child with, but he was determined. He pulled down his pants and went to town. When he was done, he boomed on the rock next to the pond, pulled up his pants and he went home.

The next day, the boy came back to the pond, searching for his results. Surely enough, there sat a humongous bull frog on the rock staring right at him.

The boy got excited, ran over and said, "you're an ugly little bastard, but you're mine and I love you."