Whatever he wishes, his wife gets 10 times more...

A man was out golfing one day when he hit the ball into the woods.

He went into the woods to look for it and found a
frog in a trap. The frog told him, "If you release me
from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."



The man freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
wife will get it ten times!"



The man said, "Ahh, I hate that fucking bitch, in fact our divorce is almost final and she took everything, but that's okay I will still go for it"

For his first wish, he wanted to be the most
handsome man in the world. The frog warned him,
"You do realize that this wish will also make your
wife the most beautiful woman in the world, an
whom men will flock to". The man replied, "That's
okay, because I will be the most handsome man and
woman will flock to me too"

So, KAZAM-he's the most handsome man in the world!




For his second wish, he wanted to be the richest
man in the world. The frog said, "That
will make your wife the richest woman in the world.
And she will be ten times richer than you. " The man
said, "That's okay, I think I have got this covered"



So, KAZAM-he's the richest man in the world!



The frog then inquired about his third wish, and he
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"


The woman had a heart attack ten times milder than her
husband!!!

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