a bear is chasing a rabbit and they stumble upon a magic lamp. a genie appeared put of noware and said "for releasing me you both get 3 wishes." he turned to the bear and said what is your 1st wish. the bear said "i wish all of the bears in this park are girls except me." the genie said "your wish has been granted." he turns to the rabbit and says "what is your first wish" the rabbit says "i wish that i had a motercycle." the genie said "your wish has been granted." the genie turned to the bear and said "what is your second wish." the bear said "i wish all the bears in the country were girls exept me." the genie said your wish has been granted." he turned to the rabbit and said" what is your second wish." the rabbit said" i wish that i had a helmet to go with my mortercycle." the genie said "your wish has been granted" he turned to the bear and said "what is your third wish" the bear answerd " i wish that all of the bears in the world were girls exept me" the genie said "your wish has been granted." he turned to the rabbit and said "what is your third wish" the rabbit got on his motercycle and put his helmet on and turned to the genie and said " i wish that the bear was gay" and took of.
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