But they're getting nowhere. Finally, the Jew speaks up and says, "Whoever can convert a bear to his own religion shows that that religion is the greatest."
The Muslim and Christian both agree. The Christian goes out and comes back an hour later.
"It was very inspiring. I taught the bear the New Testament and he liked all the ideas in it so he converted!"
The Muslim goes out and and returns two hours later.
"It was a little difficult, but once I told him about the 70 virgin bears he gets after he dies, he immediately converted."
The Jew sets out. One hour goes by. Three hours go by. Five hours go by.
Finally, the Christian and the Muslim get a call from the hospital, telling them that their friend the Jew had suffered a bear attack.
They rush to the hospital and they find the Jew completely bandaged, head to toe.
The Muslim and the Christian ask, "What happened?!"
The Jew grimaces out of pain and says in a whisper, "I probably shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
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