A bear and a rabbit were sitting next to each other both taking shits.
The rabbit kept trying to make smalltalk with the bear, but the bear just sat there and grunted.
After a few failed attempts the rabbit stopped talking.
As the bear finished his fresh steamy shit he realized he had nothing to wipe his ass with. The bear then turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you ever have problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit proudly exclaims "No my fur always stays clean, it's my pride and joy."
"Oh thank god one of us here has such a blessing," said the bear.
The rabbit looks at the bear with slight confusion when suddenly the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.
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