...and asks the children to use the word "urinate" in a sentence.
Little Suzy stands up first and proudly says, "When I was little, I used to say peepee, but now I say urinate."
"Very good," says the teacher. "You are very mature. Anyone else?"
Fat Carl stands up confidently and says, "Bear Grylls taught me to urinate in a dead snake's skin and put it around my neck to keep cool."
"Um, ok. That's a little strange, but you still used the word correctly. Good job. Anyone else?"
Dirty Johnny stands up, looks the teacher up and down, and says, "Ms. Jones, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a 10."
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