The fly and the lake

There was a fly flying a foot above a lake. There was a fish in the lake that wanted to eat the fly but could only jump three inches out of the water. So, the fish wanted the fly to drop nine inches so he could eat it. There was a hungry bear in the lake that wanted a fish. So, the bear wanted the fly to drop nine inches so the fish could eat the fly so he could eat the fish. There was a hunter who was eating crackers and wanted to shoot the bear. So, the hunter wanted the fly to drop nine inches so the fish could eat the fly so the bear could eat the fish so he could shoot the bear. There was a mouse that wanted the hunter's crackers. So, the mouse wanted the fly to drop nine inches so the fish could eat the fly so the bear could eat the fish so the hunter could shoot the bear so he could get the crackers. There was a cat who wanted to eat the mouse. So, the cat wanted the fly to drop nine inches so the fish could eat the fly so the bear could eat the fish so the hunter could shoot the bear so the mouse could get the crackers so he could eat the mouse. What ended up happening was the fly dropped nine inches, the fish ate the fly, the bear ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse got the crackers, BUT the cat missed the mouse and ended up in the lake.

Moral of the story: When the fly drops nine inches, the pussy gets wet.