A 13 years old and his teacher had sex the other day.
when he came home from school, the kid's mother asked how it was in school today.
"it was great mom, i had sex with the teacher."
The mom, a bit worried, calls the dad and tells him to come home.
when the dad arrives, she tells him that their son had sex with the teacher.
the dad tells the son:
"Son, is it true? you had sex with your teacher?"
"Yes."
"Well, I guess ill buy you a bike. do you want to come and test one you really want?"
"thats great. well, give me some time to recover, my ass still hurts"
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