Found in micellaneous things.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
I don't have a short attention span, it's just that I-
Etc.:a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
Without geography, you're nowhere.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell him to dribble a football.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernail.
Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Crowded elevator smells different to midgets.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
That will be all for now. Ciao
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