NSFW The Voodoo Dick.

A man married to a nymphomaniac is going on a business trip, and he is worried his wife is going to cheat on him. So he decides to buy her a toy in the hopes of keeping her satisfied until he gets back. He goes to the neighborhood sex shop and explains his situation the the store owner. The owner groans with understanding and steps into the back room, and come back with a black box tied with a black bow. He explains to the man that this is the voodoo dick, a cursed dildo that will fuck anything you tell it to mercilessly. He explains that you just call out to the dildo by its name "Voodoo Dick" and tell it what to fuck. The man scoffs and laughs at the store owner. The store owner smiles and simply says "Voodoo dick, doorknob". The bow slid itself undone, and the lip came off the box as a black dildo hovered out of the box for a moment and launched itself at the doorknob of the front door. It the proceeded to plow the doorknob through the door. As the man stood slack jawed the store owner said "Voodoo Dick, return" and the dildo went back into its box, and the owner asked if that would be cash or charge?

As the man was leaving for his trip he presented the black box to this wife and told her that this toy would satisfy her until he was able to get home and told her to just call it by name, tell it what to fuck, and she would not be disappointing. Within a day the wife was itching to feel a cock inside her and pulled out the black box. She giggled at the thought but commanded "Voodoo Dick, my pussy" Much to her amazement the dildo rose out of the box and plunged itself deep into her. Within a minute she was curling her toes and spasming with sheer ecstasy. Instantly in love, she shouts Yes, Yes, just like that! The voodoo dick keeps going and before she knows it she is having multiple orgasms, one after another. After about an hour she decides to take a rest, but as she goes to pull the Voodoo Dick out of her, it pulled against her. Easily overpowering her, and continuing to fuck her hard and deep. She realizes that she doesn't know how to make it stop, and before long panic starts setting in. She decides she has to get to the hospital for help. She makes her way out of the house and into her car stopping every few steps in the midst of a body shaking orgasm. She gets on the road and makes her way towards the hospital shivering every second. It is not long before A police officer sees her swerving on the road and quickly pulls her over. As he approaches the car he finds a panicked and moaning woman gasping between moans that a magic voodoo dick her husband got her won't stoop fucking her. The cop laughs and says "Voodoo Dick, my ass!"