3 murders get caught and get 10 years solitary...

During their killing spree they spare the life of an old man. They have 24 hour lock down and the old man turns out to be a wizard and approaches them in prison and says I cant set you all free but i will give you whatever you love the most in your cell.

So the first guy says woman, So the guy gives him 72 virgins. The second guy says jack D, so the genie gives him litres and litres of Jack. The 3rd guy says weed so the genie gives him ounces and ounces of weed.

After 10 years when they're released the old man comes and say soo did you guys like your wishes?

The first guy says "ohh i fucked so many of the girls i cant even look at a pussy again"!

Asks the second guy and he says I cant drink another drop of whiskey without falling ill!

Comes to the thirds guy and asks how his weed was, the 3rd guy looks at him in anger and says "you didnt leave me a lighter ya prick!!"


oh god i crack myself up

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