A man drinks in a pub and notices a 50-year old woman. She kept herself in shape and looks pretty good for her age. She makes eye contact and goes to him and starts flirting with him.
After half an hour she asks him: "Have you ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter before?"
The man shakes his head.
The woman giggles and says: "Well, you are in luck tonight, wanna come over to my house?"
Surprised by the offer, the man immediately agrees and calls a taxi.
When they arrive, they are already making out as the woman is pulling her keys. She opens the door and shouts: "Mom? Are you awake?"
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