Three men go to a bar and see who could get the most wasted. First guy got really wasted and said "When I walked in the door I blew chunks. Second guy says that's nothing" I got lost on the way home ". Third guy said guys guys guys that's nothing I got in a fight with my wife…then the first guy said " Guys I hope you know chunks is my dog.
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