A dumb blonde suspects that her husband is cheating on her so she tells him that she is going to be gone at a friend's house for the entire day. She waits in her car down the block for an hour and then quickly drives home and runs into their bedroom. As she enters the room she finds her husband in bed with a beautiful brunette.
The dumb blonde, in a manic rage, takes out a gun and points it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed and says, "Honey, don't shoot yourself!"
The dumb blonde screams at her husband, "Shut up you bastard! You're next!"
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