...when he sees that behind the gates are hundreds of thousands of clocks, each ticking at a different pace. He goes to the gatekeeper and asks, "hey, why are there so many clocks here?"
The gatekeeper responds, "Oh, each clock ticks however many times you've lied in your life per minute."
"Interesting," the man responds. "Whose clock is that?" he says, pointing to a clock that isn't moving at all.
"That clock belongs to Mother Teresa," responds the gatekeeper.
"And what about that one," asks the man, pointing to a clock that is only moving once a minute.
"That's Abe Lincoln's clock," answers the gatekeeper.
Curious, the man asks, "So where is George W. Bush's clock?"
"Oh," the gatekeeper responds, "that's in Jesus' room being used as a fan."
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