My daughter bought a new mattress for when she goes off to school, but was undecided about whether to keep it.

My Grandparents

After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay...

"Miss can I...

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he...

Harassment

Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was...

So this guy is...

So this guy is taking his girlfriend to the high school prom, and he’s got a...

Teacher: Why do...

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in...

Belmont Abbey

Q: How many Belmont Abbey students does it take to change a lightbulb? A:...

Teacher-Student Joke

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher:...

What gender is a...

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender...

God is watching

The children were lined up in a cafeteria for lunch in a catholic elementary...

A teacher is...

The teacher asks him, "Johnny, what is 43 + 24?" Johnny replies, "90?" The...