What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

What's the...

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me,...

How do you hide...

You paint his toenails red. Ever see an Elephant in a Cherry tree? Works...

Why do midgets...

The grass tickles their balls!

what do you call...

"What do you call a scared Mexican?" "Pedro-fied"

What do you call...

Hoboerotic

Whats the...

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot...

How are cats like...

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What's the...

When you run in front of a car, you get tired When you run behind a car, you...

Why is it illegal...

It's ill-eagle.

How do you make a...

With cool beans.