3 mice are sitting in a bar.

The first mouse says "I am the biggest baddest mouse in the whole world, when I see a mouse trap I run up and eat the food while doing a workout with the bar. I am the biggest, baddest mouse in the whole world."
The second mouse says "Thats nothing, when I see D—con I take home with me. I use it for all my furniture, my bed, I even eat for each meal. I am the biggest, baddest mouse in the whole world."
The third mouse hangs his head, slides off his bar stool and starts to walk out. The first two mice shout out to him, "Hey where you goin? You don`t want to hang out with the two biggest, baddest mice in the whole world?"
The third mouse looks over his shoulder and says: "I am goin home to fuck the cat."