Do you have any broccoli?

A lady walks into a grocery store and goes to the produce isle. She frantically looks around for broccoli, but to no avail. She finds a stock employee, and goes to him and asks, "Do you have any broccoli? " the employee replies "sorry ma'am, I don't believe we do right now."

she accepts this and wanders through the store. A few mins later runs back to the same employee asking where the broccoli is. The stocker confused about her mental state simply tells her again that they are all out of broccoli.

The lady starting to get fed up, asks again angrily "Where the hell do you keep the broccoli, I need some broccoli right now!"

The employee starting to grasp the situation says "satisfy me with some answers and I will get you your broccoli from the back. " Ok with this the lady agrees and the man starts questioning.

"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "very good" the employee says, "now spell dog, as in dogmas. " she getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell for me, Fuck, as in broccoli. "

She replies "What?? There is no Fuck in Broccoli??? " to which the employee yells back "THATS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME"

Enjoy :)