There was a fly about 5 inches above a lake

And in this lake there was a fish, who was waiting for the fly to come down so he could eat it.
By the side of the lake there was a Bear, which was waiting for the fish that was waiting for the fly to come down.

On the other side of the lake there was a hunter, which was waiting for the bear to get the fish that was waiting for the fly to come down.

This hunter had some crackers that a nearby mouse saw, and this mouse was waiting for the hunter to shoot, which was waiting for the bear, which was waiting for the fish which was waiting for the fly to come down.

Nearby there was a cat which was waiting for the mouse, which was waiting for the hunter, which was waiting for the bear, which was waiting for the fish, which was waiting for the fly to come down.

Then the fly came down 5 inches, the fish ate the fly, the bear ate the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse got the crackers, but as the cat went for the mouse it slipped and fell into the lake.

Moral of the story; when a fly drops 5 inches a pussy gets wet