The randomness of life...DUN DUN DUN!

When I was a young transgendered gay homophobic boy, my lobster ate my blue chicken. From this oh so tragic experience, I became a girl with laptop snail egg frog hand for a cat sheet. AS YOU CAN TELL,life became a lot easier after that.
Pro tip: If someone tells you to call them master, say, "Okay master...bater." "Hello masturbator!" "How you doin' masturbator?" Wanking twats...

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