3 men were traversing through a jungle...

...when suddenly, they were ambushed by the natives and hence were captured. They were brought to the chieftain. The chieftain said, "we will be executing you for trespassing. However, as per tradition, we will give you a chance to live. Take a fruit from the forest, 1 each! You have 1 hour!"

So the men went and got their fruit, and then went back to the chieftain. The chieftain said, "We will now shove your fruit of choice up your ass! If you make a sound, you will die! Otherwise, you will live!"

The first man went up with a mango. Naturally, as the mango was large, he screamed in pain as it went up his ass. Hence, he was executed.

The second man came up with a cherry. When the cherry was shoved up his ass, surprisingly, he burst out laughing. He was thus executed.

Up in heaven, the two men met up. The first asked, "It was just a cherry! Why did you laugh?"

The second man replied, "Oh, I just remembered that the last man took a durian."



EDIT: Just for clarification, a durian is a fruit that can grow up to 30cm by 15cm, and is a hard, thorny fruit , and weighs approximately 1kg to 3kg