At the pearly gates they see Saint Peter. The first nun said to Peter, "Saint Peter, I once saw a man's penis. May I still enter heaven?" Saint Peter then pointed to a font and said to the nun, "wash your eyes in this holy font, and you may enter heaven." The nun washed her eyes and entered heaven.
The second nun then says,"Saint Peter, I once touched a man's penis. May I still enter heaven?" Saint Peter then pointed to the font and said to the nun, "wash your hands in this holy font, and you may enter heaven." The second nun washes her hands in the font and, as promised, she enters heaven.
At this point, Saint Peter noticed the third and fourth nun fighting. When he asked why they were fighting, the fourth nun turned to Saint Peter and said, "I want to wash my mouth before she dips her ass in the font."
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