Black guy goes to employment office. New lady at counter tells him they have a new system that will help him get a job. She hands him paper, all it says is "BIMMHYBARTPCT." He asks what that means. She says I think you will be working for the Bimm
Corporation.lordy Lordy he says! Where are they located? Well it says HY that must be Hawaii. Damn,I love Hawaii but what will I be doing for them? It says BART, I think that means you will be tending bar. Holy shit,I can do that! How much do they pay though? Well it says PCT, must be a percentage of the gross. Praise the lord he says when can I start? Well go to next window for final check. He struts over to the man at next window and tells him he is going to work in Hawaii for the Bimm corporation as a bartender for a percentage. The man looks at his paperwork.
Bimmhybartpct
No, no, no the man says. That means...
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